Yet More Unanswered Questions... (6/4/98)

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk I have a work station...

I must always remember that I'm unique, just like everyone else.

Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window!

If FEDEX and UPS were to merge, would they call it FED UP?

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

I think everyone has a photographic memory; it's just that some of us don't have film.

I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

How much deeper would the oceans be without sponges?

What do they call a coffee break at the Lipton Tea Company?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

Yet More Unanswered Questions... (2/13/98)

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