Southern Computer Lingo

• Hard Drive: Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and a trailer load of fertilizer
• Keyboard: Place to hang your truck keys
• Window: Place in your truck to hang your guns
• Modem: How you got rid of your dandelions
• Reboot: What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff
• Mouse: Soft, fuzzy thing that you stuff in your beer bottle to get a free case
• LAN: To borrow, as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me your truck!"
• Cursor: What some guys do when they get mad at their woman

-- courtesy of Michael Kubik