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An ad for St.Joseph's Episcopal Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on
which the Ten Commandments are inscribed & a headline that reads, "For
fast, fast relief, take two tablets."
Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons--come hear one!
A singing group called "The Resurrection" was scheduled to sing at a
church. When a big snowstorm postponed the performance, the pastor fixed
the outside sign to read, "The Resurrection is postponed."
People are like tea bags-you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they
are.
God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.
When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.
Sign broken. Message inside this Sabbath.
Fight truth decay--study the Bible daily.
How will you spend eternity--Smoking or Non-smoking?
Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives
Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But
the retirement benefits are out of this world.
It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin.
Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.
If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again.
Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.
This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing?" ---------> (U R)
Forbidden fruit creates many jams
In the dark? Follow the Son.
Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.
If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.