New Year's Resolutions for Internet Junkies

  1.  I will try to figure out why I "really" need 12 e-mail addresses.
  2.  I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband). A phone call every now and then would be appreciated
  3.  I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.
  4.  I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.
  5.  I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
  6.  I resolve to back up my 12GB hard drive daily...well, once a week...okay, monthly then...or maybe... at least once a year
  7.  I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.
  8.  I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning... 4:30 is much more practical since my friends overseas already had time to answer me by then
  9.  When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!" outloud.
  10.  I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
  11.  I will think of a password other than "password."
  12.  I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er... I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!

-- courtesy of Mike Snyder

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