- Backup - What ya do when ya run 'cross a skunk in da woods
- Bar Code - Them's the fight'n rules down at Joe's bar
- Bug - The reason ya give for calling in sick
- Byte - What yur pit bull dun to cusin Jethro
- Cache - Needed when yur out a food stamps
- Chip - Pasture muffins that ya try not to step in
- Terminal - Time to call the undertaker
- Crash - When ya go to Junior's party without an invite
- Digital - The art of counting on yur fingers
- Diskette - Female Disco dancer
- Fax - What ya lie about to the IRS
- Hacker - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
- Internet - Where cafeteria workers put their hair
- Keyboard - Where ya hang the keys to the John Deere
- Mac - Big Bubba's favorite fast food
- Megahertz - How yur head feels after 17 beers
- Modem - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall
- Mouse Pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live
- Network - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line
- Online - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test
- ROM - Where the pope lives
- Screen - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch
- Serial Port - A red wine ya drink with breakfast
- Superconductor - Amtrak's Employee of the year
- SCSI - What ya call week-old underwear
Fm: Robert J. Holmes > [R_J_HOLMES@compuserve.com]