I am looking for politically correct terms to add to this collection....do you have any good ones?

  • Updated 11/29/96 -- click

    Motivationally dispossessed -- lazy
    Dishonest -- Ethically disoriented
    Fat -- Horizontally challenged
    Bald -- Follicularly challenged
    Short -- Vertically challenged
    Pregnant -- Parasitically oppressed
    Alive -- Temporarily metabolically able
    Dead -- Living impaired
    Ignorant -- Knowledge-based nonpossessor
    Unattractive -- Cosmetically different
    Body Odor -- Nondiscretionary fragrance