OXYMORONS

Added March 26, 1998 (courtesy of Todd Booth)

• Small crowd
• Living dead
• New classic
• Sweet sorrow
• Resident alien
• "Now, then ..."
• Synthetic natural gas
• Passive aggression
• Taped live
• Extinct Life
• Act naturally
• New York culture
• Plastic glasses
• Working vacation

Added February 16, 1998 (courtesy of Todd Booth)

• civil war
• assistant supervisor
• new tradition
• original copy
• plastic glass
• uninvited guest
• highly depressed
• live recording
• authentic reproduction
• partial cease-fire
• limited lifetime guarantee
• elevated subway
• dry lake
• true replica
• forward lateral
• standard options
• mandatory options
• mutual differences
• nondairy creamer
• open secret
• resident alien
• silent alarm
• sports sedan
• wireless cable
• mercy killing
• lethal assistance (Contra aid)
• business ethics
• friendly fire
• genuine veneer
• full-time day care
• death benefits
• holy war

FAVORITE REDUNDANCIES

• added bonus
• exactly right
• closed fist
• future potential
• inner core
• money-back refund
• seeing the sights
• true fact
• revert back
• safe haven
• prior history
• young children
• time period
• sum total
• end result
• temper tantrum
• ferryboat
• free gift
• bare naked
• combined total
• unique individual
• potential hazard
• joint cooperation
• total abstinence
• subject matter
• honest truth
• join together
• general public
• harbinger of things to come
• new initiative
• audible gasp
• advance warning
• execution-style killing
• future plans
• gather together
• Jewish synagogue
• lag behind
• manual dexterity
• occasional irregularity
• outer rim
• plan ahead
• basic fundamentals
• first time ever
• personal friend
• shrug one's shoulders
• bond together
• close proximity
• ATM machine
• PIN number
• coequal
• common bond
• small minority
• serious crisis
• personal belongings
• security guard
• time clock
• foreign imports
• exact same
• continue on
• focus in
• convicted felon
• past experience
• consensus of opinion
• finished product
• schoolteacher
• linger on

The original list.....

• Act naturally
• Found missing
• Resident alien
• Advanced BASIC
• Genuine imitation
• Airline food
• Good grief
• Same difference
• Almost exactly
• Government organization
• Sanitary landfill
• Alone together
• Legally drunk
• Silent scream
• British fashion
• Living dead
• Small crowd
• Business ethics
• Soft rock
• Military intelligence
• Software documentation
• New classic
• Childproof
• "Now, then ..."
• Synthetic natural gas
• Passive aggression
• Taped live
• Clearly misunderstood
• Peace force
• Temporary tax increase
• Plastic glasses
• Terribly pleased
• Computer security
• Political science
• Tight slacks
• Definite maybe
• Pretty ugly
• Twelve-ounce pound cake
• Diet ice cream
• Working vacation
• Exact estimate
• Religious tolerance