More Great Truths About getting OLD

• There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to think about it. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
•  Our family is like fudge...most of them are sweet, but there are always a few nuts in there.
•  Laughing helps..its like jogging on the inside.
•  Perhaps you know why women over 50 don't have babies. They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.
•  It's really frustrating when you get old and know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
•  Sometimes I think I undrstand everything...and then I regain consciousness.
•  Its bad to suppress laughter, because it goes back down and spreads into your hips.

- courtesy of John Dickson - Amarillo, Texas