Addendum (provided by Robert Holman)....

Are you feeling old?

If not, consider this:

• The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1980!
• The Iranian hostage crisis occurred before they were conceived.
• They have no memory of a time before MTV.
• "New Wave" is their PARENTS musical generation!
• Cyndi Lauper, Boy George, the Pretenders, the Kinks, the Sex Pistols -- are all old music they have heard of, if they have heard of it at all.
• They have no meaningful recollection of the Reagan era.
• They were prepubescent when the Persian Gulf War was waged.
• If they have heard the name "Oliver North," it was probably as a losing Congressional candidate, or perhaps in some obscure survey history text's reference, such as might be made to Huey Long or Teapot Dome.
• Black Monday 1987 is as significant to them as the Great Depression.
• Their world has always included AIDS!
• Having not lived through the Disco Scare, they can romanticize the 1970s.
• They see "Family Ties" as something middle aged ladies watch.
• They watched "Star Wars" years ago, when they were kids -- on video.
• Atari predates them, as do vinyl albums and cassette audiotapes; they may have heard of an 8-track, but probably never actually seen (or heard) one.
• From their earliest years, a camera was something you used once and threw away.
• As far as they know, stamps have always cost about 32 cents.
• The oil crisis is history of which they probably know nothing -- and why anyone WOULDN'T buy a Chevy Suburban is beyond them.
• Most of them have probably never seen a real nun, even if they went to Catholic schools!

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  19 Signs You're Getting Old

  1. Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
  2. The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
  3. You feel like the morning after but you haven't been anywhere.
  4. Your children begin to look middle-aged.
  5. You've finally reached the top of the ladder, only to find that it's leaning against the wrong wall.
  6. Your mind makes contracts your body can't keep.
  7. You look forward to a dull evening.
  8. Your favorite part of the newspaper is "Twenty Years Ago Today".
  9. You turn out the light for economic reasons.
  10. You sit in the rocking chair and you can't get it going.
  11. Your knees buckle, but your belt won't.
  12. You regret all those mistakes you made resisting temptation.
  13. You're 17 around the neck, 42 around the waist, and 110 around the golf course.
  14. Your pacemaker makes the garage door open when you see a pretty young thing
  15. The little old gray-haired lady you help across the street is your wife.
  16. You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.
  17. You have too much room in the house and not enough room in the medicine cabinet.
  18. You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.
  19. Your broad mind and your narrow waist have exchanged places.