Famous Last Words

• I'll get a world record for this..
• It's fireproof.
• He's probably just hibernating.
• What does this button do?
• I'm making a citizen's arrest.
• So, you're a cannibal.
• It's probably just a rash.
• Are you sure the power is off?
• Pull the pin and count to what?
• Which wire was I supposed to cut?
• I wonder where the mother bear is.
• I've seen this done on TV.
• These are the good kind of mushrooms.
• I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
• Let it down slowly.
• Rat poison only kills rats.
• It's strong enough for both of us.
• This doesn't taste right.
• I can make this light before it changes.
• Nice doggie.
• I can do that with my eyes closed.
• I've done this before.
• Well, we've made it this far.
• That's odd.
• Don't be so superstitious.
• Now watch this.
• What duck?

-- courtesy of John Wesley