The Ultimate Friend Test!!

 
A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.
 
A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names..
A real friend has their address in his address book.
 
A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party..
A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you
clean.
 
A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.
 
A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.
 
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history A real friend could
blackmail you with it.
 
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.
 
A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an
argument.
A real friend calls you after you had a fight.
 
A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!