Building on Fire!

 During an ecumenical gathering, someone rushed in and shouted, "The building is on fire!" Immediately:

• The METHODISTS gathered in the corner and prayed.
• The BAPTISTS cried, "Where is the water?"
• The QUAKERS quietly praised God for the blessing that fire brings.
• The LUTHERANS posted a notice on the door declaring the fire was evil.
• The ROMAN CATHOLICS passed a collection plate.
• The EPISCOPALIANS formed a procession and marched out.
• The CONGREGATIONALISTS shouted, "Every man for himself...."
• The FUNDAMENTALISTS shouted. "It's the vengeance of God!"
• The PENTECOSTALS rebuked and bound the fire "In JEEEEsus' Name!"
• The JEWS posted symbols on the door hoping that the fire would pass.
• The JEHOVAH's WITNESSES passed out literature about the fire.
• The MORMONS ran late-night T.V. commercials for free videos of the fire.
• The CHRISTIAN SCIENTISTS agreed among themselves that there was not a fire.
• The SCIENTOLOGISTS charged admission to the fire.
• The PRESBYTERIANS appointed a chairperson who was to appoint a committee to look into the matter and make a written report to the voting assembly....at which point the fire cowered and extinguished itself.
• The CALVARY CHAPELITES emailed everyone about the fire.
• The CALVINISTS were not alarmed, since the building was predestined to burn anyway.