* 60: California residents put on sweaters (if they can find one).
* 50: Miami residents turn on the heat.
* 45: Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts.
* 40: You can see your breath.
California residents shiver
uncontrollably.
Minnesota residents go swimming.
* 35: Italian cars don't start.
* 32: Water freezes.
* 30: You plan your vacation to Australia.
* 25: Ohio water freezes.
California residents weep pitiably.
Minnesota residents eat ice cream.
Canadians go swimming.
* 20: Politicians begin to talk about the homeless.
New York City water freezes.
Miami residents plan vacation further
south.
* 15: French cars don't start.
Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with
you.
* 10: You need jumper cables to get the car going.
* 5: American cars don't start.
* 0: Alaska residents put on T- shirts.
* - 10: German cars don't start.
Eyes freeze shut when you
blink.
* - 15: You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo.
Arkansas residents stick
tongue on metal objects.
Miami residents cease to
exist.
* - 20: Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you.
Politicians actually do
something about the homeless.
Minnesota residents shovel
snow off roof.
Japanese cars don't start.
* - 25: Too cold to think.
You need jumper cables to get
the driver going.
* - 30: You plan a two-week hot bath.
Swedish cars don't
start.
* - 40: California residents disappear.
Minnesota residents
button top button.
Canadians put on
sweaters.
Your car helps you plan
your trip south.
* - 50: Congressional hot air freezes.
Alaska residents close the
bathroom window.
AND AT:
* - 80: Hell freezes over.
Polar bears move south.
Green Bay Packer fans order hot
cocoa at the game.