Subject: The Pastor Quits Sports---Why? 

Football in the fall.  Basketball in the winter.  Baseball in the spring and summer.  I like sports, but I've had it!  You can't get me near one of those places again.  Want to know why?

  1. Every time I went, they asked me for money.
  2. The people with whom I had to sit didn't speak to me or seem friendly.
  3. The seats were too hard and uncomfortable.
  4.  I went to many games, but the coach never came to call on me.
  5. The referee made a decision with which I could not agree
  6. Many were hypocrites - they only came to see what others were wearing.
  7. Some games went into overtime, and I was late getting home.
  8. The band played some numbers that I had never heard before.
  9. It seems that the games are scheduled when I want to do other things.
  10.  I was taken to too many games by my parents when I was growing up.
  11.  I read a book on coaching, and I'm convinced the coach is not in the right profession.
  12.  I don't want to take my children to any games, because I want them to choose for themselves what sport they like best.

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