Advice From Children

Never trust a dog to watch your food. 
-- Patrick, age 10

When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents. 
-- Matthew, age 12

Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching. 
-- Andrew, age 9

Wear a hat when feeding seagulls. 
-- Rocky, age 9

Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning. 
-- Stephanie, age 8

Don't flush the toilet when you dad's in the shower. 
-- Lamar, age 10

Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when your
parents are doing taxes. 
-- Carrol, age 9

Never bug a pregnant mom. 
-- Nicholas, age 11

Don't ever be too full for dessert. 
-- Kelly, age 10

When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.
-- Heather, age 16

Never tell your mom her diet's not working. 
-- Michael, age 14

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. 
-- Joel, age 12

When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone.
-- Alyesha, age 13

Never spit when on a roller coaster. 
-- Scott, age 11

Never do pranks at a police station. 
-- Sam, age 10

Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving. 
-- Rob, age 10

Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your
mom told you to do. 
-- Hank, age 12

Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand. 
-- Molly, age 11

Listen to your brain. It has lots of information. 
-- Chelsey, age 7

Stay away from prunes. 
-- Andy, age 9

Never dare your little brother to paint the family car. 
-- Phillip, age 13

Forget the cake, go for the icing. 
-- Cynthia, age 8

courtesy of  David Overall and John Freeman

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