~~~ Web Addiction Sing Along! ~~~

(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")

   Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
   From my mouth,  a smile's a glist'nin',
    I'm happy -- although
    My boss let me go --
   Happily addicted to the Web.

   All night long, I sit clicking,
   Unaware time is ticking,
    There's beard on my cheek,
    Same clothes for a week,
   Happily addicted to the Web!

   Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, "Yo, man!
   Don't you know tonight's the senior prom?"
   With a listless shrug, I mutter; I say "No, man;
   I just discovered laugh-a-lot-dot-com!"

   I don't phone, don't send faxes,
   Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
    Who cares if someday
    They drag me away?
   I'm happily addicted to the Web!

   Happ-ilyyyyy, ad-dict-eeeed to the Weeeeeb!!! (Yeah!)

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