Things It Takes Most Of Us 50 Years To Learn

• The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.
• The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.
•  There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
•  People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
•  If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
•  The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.
• You should not confuse your career with your life.
• A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter/janitor, is not a nice person.
• When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.