Things to Remember

• Love is grand; divorce is at least a hundred grand.
• Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.
• Remember: amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.
• Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
• Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
• An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.
• Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just stand there.
• My inferiority complex is not as good as yours is.
• I am having an out of money experience.
• It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
• You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
• Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.