The Value of Proofreading
ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT - Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING - Product will be hot after heating
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON - Do not Iron clothes on body
ON BOOTS CHILDREN'S COUGH MEDICINE - Do not drive car or operate machinery
ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID) - Warning: may cause drowsiness
ON A KITCHEN KNIFE - Warning: keep out of children
ON A STRING OF CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - For indoor or outdoor use only.
ON A FOOD PROCESSOR - Not to be used for the other use.
ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS - Warning: contains nuts
ON AN AIRLINE'S PACKET OF NUTS - Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
ON A CHAINSAW - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.