Actual Advertising Blunders

"Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again."

"Our experienced mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included."

"Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children."

"Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel."

"Stock up and save. Limit: one."

"Semi-Annual After-Christmas Sale."

"3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred."

"Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating."

"Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary."

"Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00"